Shelley-Anne McAvoy R.I.P.

The Portadown News is no more! The website that first brought Shelley-Anne McAvoy to my attention... I'm sure that many of you, like me, have a special place in your heart for Shelley-Anne and many fond memories of her exploits such as these:


Our local talent this week is 19-year-old Shelley-Anne McAvoy from Edgarstown. Shelley is studying RSA Stage III fellatio behind the Brownstown Post Office, and hopes one day to achieve a position where some bloke actually looks directly at her during intercourse. Shelley's interests include shopping for yellow leggings in Poundstretcher, shopping for plastic earrings in Argos, and shopping for chips just about everywhere. She can also often be found sipping coffee in Gaynor's - a regular member of Portadown's cafe society! Shelley has one son, 18-month-old Tyler. "I named him after his dad," she told us, "who is a tiler."

[from Portadown News, May 2001]