Proof!

Miserable failure

1. Go to www.google.com

2. Type in "miserable failure"

3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button

4. Laugh

Bush to Rice: I need a wee

A photographer from Reuters has captured the text of a note President George W Bush wrote to his foreign secretary Condoleeza Rice during a United Nations summit:

"I think I need a bathroom break? Is this possible"

Elijah Wood

Learnt a bit more about the diminutive hobbit superstar Elijah Wood today...